Don't Tell
--John Perrault 

(I'm nobody!  Who are you?  --Emily Dickinson) 

Not on Facebook?
Me neither.
Two of us then.
Better--the reverse:
A couple of ones. 

Ubiquitous
Buzz.  Blather.
Imagine
The Belle of Amherst
Twittering at dawn.

Not that I'm not on facebook, only that I'm no good at it!